"Say It With A Meme"

 

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

BPR << Click for the Bad Poetry Reading

 

Structure:  All verse's accent points align.

 

 

VERSE 1

 

The thrill is gone

 

With your boyfriend

 

And the song of love

 

Has come to an end

 

 

No one’s to blame

 

Yeah, these things happen

 

Hey, it wasn’t planned

 

 

What’s the best way

 

I mean, short of rappin’

 

To make him understand.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Say it with a meme.

 

Say it with a meme.

 

There's no need to scream and shout.

 

If you proceed to spell it out,

 

Yeah, they’ll know what you mean.

 

If you say it with a meme.

 

 

 

 

 

 

VERSE 2

 

Your boss is great

 

At giving praise

 

But it’s been three years

 

Since you’ve got a raise

 

 

You’ve spoke your mind

 

Just two words he knows:

 

The economy.

 

 

Surely you’ll find

 

Something graphic that shows

(optional:  Something kind of graphic)

 

Your boss the urgency.

 (optional:  To show the urgency)

 

CHORUS

 

Say it with a meme.

 

Say it with a meme.

 

There's no need to scream and shout.

 

If you proceed to spell it out,

 

Yeah, they’ll know what you mean.

 

If you say it with a meme.

 

My "It's a Promotion!" meme about getting assigned more responsibility and accountability at work but without an increase in compensation.

 

 

BRIDGE 1

 

If you’re tongue tied

 

You must realize

 

Some thoughts are just

 

Hard to verbalize

 

 

To make your point

 

And feel fantastic

 

You’ve gotta learn

 

To be sarcastic.

 

 

So if you want

 

Better self esteem

 

I ask you this:

 

Y U No say it with a meme?

 

Y U NO meme containing "Y U No Say it With a Meme" created using the meme generator site. 

 

 

VERSE 3

 

The judge has ruled

 

A shink you’ll see

 

Just to check your grasp

 

On reality.

 

 

You speak in tongues

 

Quote Pink Floyd verse and

 

Failed the ink blot test

 

 

Now help them see

 

That a witch’s curse was

 

The reason you confessed.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Say it with a meme.

 

Say it with a meme.

 

There's no need to scream and shout.

 

If you proceed to spell it out,

 

Yeah, they’ll know what you mean.

 

If you say it with a meme.

 

A Scene Wolf meme, which is a variation of the Insanity Wolf meme. 

 

 

BRIDGE 2 (Spoken)

 

Do we have any college graduates with us here today?

 

Great, now let me put this subject into terms which even you can understand.

 

I'm hoping that y'all were conscious the day the professor discussed Marshall McLuhan's big concept:

 

"The medium is the message."

 

Alright.  Given this undisputable truth, we can now deduce:

 

If the medium is the message...

 

And the meme is the medium...

 

Ergo...

 

THE MEME IS THE MESSAGE!

 

Yeah, now you're getting it!

 

Philosoraptor meme "If the medium is the message and the meme is the medium then the meme is the message, created by Mike Kimbro on July 4, 2012 using the meme generator site.

Morpheus meme "What if I told you that the prophecy states that the meme is the message."  Created on July 4, 2012 by Chrome Dome Mike using the meme generator site.  Also called the "What if I told you" meme.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Say it with a meme.

 

Say it with a meme.

 

There's no need to scream and shout.

 

If you proceed to spell it out,

 

Yeah, they’ll know what you mean.

 

If you say it with a meme.

 

 

VERSE 4 (Extremely Optional)

 

Your record sucks

 

In playoff games

 

But then you are stuck

 

With old what’s his name.

 

 

He loves his golf

 

And blonde singers but

 

Does he have the fight?

 

 

Now go tell Jones

 

That it’s time to trade for

 

A guy like Danny White.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Say it with a meme.

 

Say it with a meme.

 

There's no need to scream and shout.

 

If you proceed to spell it out,

 

Yeah, they’ll know what you mean.

 

If you say it with a meme.

 

 

CLOSING CHORUS

 

Say it with a meme.

 

Say it with a meme.

 

You won't spray it,

 

If you say it,

 

With a meme.

 

 

Meme which suggests that not only is Tony Romo not as good as Troy Aikmen, Tony's not even as good a quarterback as Danny White was.