A Nondisclosure Poem

 

This sticker would presumably point to the appropriate line at the bottom of a nondisclosure agreement contract like the one signed by Stormy Daniels.

An original poem by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

Please read along to my Spoken Verse Performance.

 

 

VERSE 1

 

Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

 

The Good Book's Adam and Eve.

 

60's Moondoggie and Gidget.

 

All of which were young and naive.

 

 

VERSE 2

 

Relationships now are more serious,

 

At least, concerning physical fun.

 

After two lovers get delirious,

 

It's time to get the paperwork done.

 

 

CHORUS

 

The first step is loosing composure.

 

The next involves getting undressed.

 

Once you've achieved full exposure,

 

You're free to be demon possessed.

 

But while that sounds like quite a thrill.

 

It's not fully consummated until,

 

Both parties sign a nondisclosure.

 

 

VERSE 3

 

Well done, Dude. You made the Earth move.

 

And a couple fillings were shaken loose.

 

But your legal affairs need to improve,

 

Before the next special someone's seduced.

 

 

VERSE 4

 

One doesn't have to be a celebrity,

 

To have lovers who kiss and tell.

 

Get their signature after ecstasy,

 

And there'll be no rumors to dispel.

 

 

CHORUS

 

The first step is loosing composure.

 

The next involves getting undressed.

 

Once you've achieved full exposure,

 

You're free to be demon possessed.

 

But while that sounds like quite a thrill.

 

It's not fully consummated until,

 

Both parties sign a nondisclosure.

 

 

VERSE 5

 

While there is still love in their eyes.

 

That's the time to approach the subject.

 

Wait until they loath and despise.

 

And 3 billboards might inform the public.

 

 

VERSE 6

 

Of awkward tattoos or shortcomings.

 

Not that any worth mentioning exist.

 

Don't wait until their taxi's forthcoming.

 

A C-Note always earns the assist.

 

 

CHORUS

 

The first step is loosing composure.

 

The next involves getting undressed.

 

Once you've achieved full exposure,

 

You're free to be demon possessed.

 

But while that sounds like quite a thrill.

 

It's not fully consummated until,

 

Both parties sign a nondisclosure.

 

 

The End.

 

 

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