JEN, GIN, GIN!             [Part 3 of my Dating Trilogy]

 Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

A Relyric of the song “JANE” by the Dutch band Bushwhack, music and lyrics by Holland's Mark Boon

Consider reading along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

VERSE 1

This is my third date out with Jennifer.

Hopin’ she’ll be more than a ‘friend’.

She's in a backless dress and heals, yes sir.

Think I'll mix it up and call her Jen.

VERSE 2

Switchin' to liquor just to add some 'flair'.

Go on and call my next of kin.

Couple Martini's and I just won't care.

I'll be flying high thanks to the Gin.

BRIDGE 1

I can smell the scent Jen’s wearing.

And her green eyes sure are fine.

Man it’s hard to keep from staring,

Cause her body's gotta shine.

But I’m thinkin’ Jen is special.

What if she might be the one?

So I'll slow my groove.

When it’s time to move,

We’ll just head on home,

And I’ll teach her to play Gin.

That’s right, Gin.

BRIDGE 2

I’ve never seen Atlantic City,

But I’ve played more than a little solitaire.

So tonight I'll have her back home by one.

'Til then we’re gonna have some fun.

VERSE 3

Shuffled and dealt 'em, ready to compete,

Knowin’ there’s no way I can loose.

Channelled Bill Lumbergh's famous "Cover Sheet",

And it got a laugh, with help from booze.

One more turn is what I’m needing,

But I fell for Jenny's trap.

'Cause the deuce is in the widow,

And I know I'd better rap.

But her smile tells me time’s run out,

And I shout out: “Not Again!?!".

Let me tell you, son,

You can have some fun.

Building straights and runs,

In that game that they call Gin.

With my sweet Jenn.

Ms. Jennifer Aniston.

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