My Baby, a poem by Chrome Dome Mike, which celebrates the female form and the fact that heavy makeup is back in style.

My Baby

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

Structure: Accent points align for all 15 verses

Consider reading along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

VERSE 1

My baby ain’t no plain jane.

It’s not a sin

For a gal to be vain

So my baby ain’t no plain jane.

VERSE 2

My baby got some fluffy hair

Full brunette locks

And they go down to there

Yeah, my baby got some fluffy hair

VERSE 3

My baby got those doe eyes

A healthy male

Never will criticize

Yeah my baby got those doe eyes

VERSE 4

My baby got some full lips

That Cosmo mag

Always has the best tips

And my baby got some full lips

VERSE 5

My baby got a sweet voice

Like Ashley Judd’s

So you know I rejoice

Yeah, my baby got a sweet voice

VERSE 6

My baby's teeth are pretty white

Like Laurel C's [Note: That's Laurel Coppock, aka Jan in the Toyota ads]

Every smiles a delight

Yeah, my baby's teeth are pretty white

VERSE 7

My baby’s skin is so fine

When light is right

You can say that it shines

Yeah, my baby’s skin is so fine

VERSE 8

My baby got some long arms

A sleeveless top

Really sounds the alarms

Yeah my baby got some long arms

VERSE 9

My baby got some cute hands

They’re just the thing

For those big job demands

Yeah, my baby got some cute hands

BRIDGE

Creamy lipstick always stirs up the passion.

Smooth on mascara just to bedevil

Extra long lashes are now in high fashion.

Eye liner takes it all to the next level.

Hey, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk

It's just that 'polished' is quite the style

So put your mad makeup skills to work

And you can look like the Queen of the Nile.

VERSE 10

My baby got a nice chest

All summer long

Life’s a sweet cleavage fest

Cause my baby got a nice chest

VERSE - 11

My baby got a curvy waist

That tattoo there

Mean she sweet but not chaste

Yeah, my baby got a curvy waist.

VERSE 12

My baby got the best caboose

One single glance

And I’m sure you’ll deduce

My baby got the best caboose

VERSE 13

My baby got some strong thighs

All muscle but

Not as big as a guy’s

Yeah, my baby got some strong thighs

VERSE 14

My baby’s calves are so tight

Her tennis serve

Is one hell of a sight

Yeah, my baby’s calves are so tight

VERSE 15

My baby got some fine feet

If I said more

Then I’d be indiscreet

Yeah, my baby got some fine feet.

The End