On The Social Network               Part 1 of my Dating Trilogy

 

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

A relyric of the song ďWhere To Now St. PeterĒ by Elton John & Bernie Taupin

 

Read along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

 

 

VERSE 1

 

If youíre looking for blue eyes.

 

In a pair of size twelve shoes.

 

Rippling biceps,

 

Great endurance,

 

Bad boy attitude.

 

From my ranch in Texas,

 

I fly my jet plane.

 

Harvard law and a bloodline

 

Traced back to Charlemagne.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Yeah, Iím on the social network,

 

Match dot com, and Craigslist.

 

Iíve got my face on MySpace

 

In the hope that Iíll get kissed.

 

e-Harmony just forwarded me

 

An e-mail from a dudeÖ

 

Oh Jesus! 

 

Iím on the social network,

 

So now itís up to you.

 

Itís up to you.

 

 

VERSE 2

 

My cousin and his three kids

 

Share my place, but soon theyíll move.

 

Sadly, my pitt bullís

 

bladder problem.

 

Wonít seem to improve.

 

Iíve starred on The Gong Show.

 

All I eat is fried,

 

Think of all the fun weíll have, yeah,

 

Inside my double-wide.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Yeah,

 

Iím on the social network,

 

Match.com, and Craigslist.

 

Iíve got my face on MySpace

 

In the hope that Iíll get kissed.

 

e-Harmony just forwarded me

 

An e-mail from a dudeÖÖ

 

Oh Jesus! 

 

Iím on the social network,

 

So now itís up to you.

 

Itís up to you.

 

 

CLOSE

 

I got a page on Facebook.

 

 

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