Skyline Chili

 

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

A relyric of the Song ďLittle BastardĒ by the Cincinnati,OH band Ass Ponys, written by C. Cleaver, R. Cheek, D. Morrison, and J. Erhardt

 

Read along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

 

 

VERSE 1

 

Cincinnati,

 

An Ohio town.

 

Got the Reds,

 

And the Bengals too.

 

 

Then thereís chili,

 

Where they never fool around.

 

When itís time to eat,

 

They load up the crew.

 

 

CHORUS 1

 

To, eat at Skyline Chili.

 

Where they, make it all 5-ways.

 

Thatís right, letís eat at Skyline Chili.

 

It's amaze.

 

 

VERSE 2

 

Skyline Chili.

 

Where spaghetti is unique.

 

They set the standard.

 

Chili at its peak.

 

 

Talk about value.

 

You could spend more and get less.

 

Try Skyline soon.

 

Itís the best.

 

 

CHORUS 2

 

So letís, eat at Skyline Chili.

 

Where they, make it all 5-ways.

 

Thatís right, letís eat at Skyline Chili.

 

It's amaze.

 

 

VERSE 3

 

Down in Texas,

 

Think their chiliís great.

 

Just one catch,

 

Itís a beanless state.

 

So I asked them:

 

ďAdd some pasta for me please.Ē

 

They said: ďAinít no way.

 

But we could add cheese.Ē

 

 

CHORUS 3

 

So letís, eat at Skyline Chili.

 

Where they, make it all 5-ways.

 

Thatís right, letís eat at Skyline Chili.

 

It's amaze.

 

Cover art for the Cincinnatti band Ass Ponys' CD Electric Rock Music

Skyline Chili Parlor Restaurant logo with blue background

 

Skyline Chili Restaurant logo with white background

Keywords:  Poems about chili, poems about Cincinnati, OH, food chain poetry, Hamilton County poetry, parody of Ass Ponys songs, alternative rock song parodies.