My Buddy’s Warlock®

 

Resting in it's genuine Coffin Case is an awesome B.C Rich Warlock Exotic Model electric guitar with wood of natural spalted maple.

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

Structure: Accent points align for all 6 verses.

 

Read along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

 

 

VERSE 1

 

Way back in ninety-three

 

I got my high school degree

 

So Mom bought me an

 

Awesome new Twanger.

 

 

Then she told me: “Son,

 

Be out by September 1.

 

I just took a job out in Sanger.”

 

 

VERSE 2

 

I found a one room deal.

 

Which came with one square meal.

 

Kinda like at home

 

Without the drama.

 

 

Then the rent came due,

 

I pawned my Twanger, so blue.

 

Guess life wasn’t bad with my Mama.

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Twanger’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock®.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde.

 

 

VERSE 3

 

You know I practiced hard.

 

With almost ze-ro regard

 

To the sac-rifice,

 

Made by true artists.

 

 

And in no time flat,

 

I rocked a camouflage hat,

 

Lots of choices, some not the smartest.

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Twanger’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock®.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde.

 

The back of an incredible B.C. Rich Warlock Exotic Model electric guitar with neck through body of natural spalted maple wood. 

VERSE 4

 

The fella’s in the band

 

Sure didn’t understand

 

Why the pawn broker

 

Still had my Twanger.

 

 

(They said:) “We gave you a try

 

And you’re a nice enough guy.

 

Here's your pink slip. Don't be a stranger."

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Twanger’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock®.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead.

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde.

 

The headstock of an awesome B.C Rich Warlock Exotic Model electric guitar with wood of natural spalted maple.

 

VERSE 5

 

I ran a craigslist ad,

 

And found a band that’s rad,

 

Who are fine with me

 

Warlock® and all.

 

 

I was out of place.

 

Now groupies show up in lace,

 

When we play the Head Banger’s Ball.

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Twanger’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock®.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with Rivet Head.

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde.

 

 

VERSE 6

 

She came to me at last

 

With gorgeous green eyes, she asked,

 

Whether love, for the,

 

Long term, was likely?

 

 

I said:  “That de-pends.

 

When fillies need a boy-friend,

 

There's an open-ing, for a 'wifey'".               [Note: Wifey is a term of endearment coined by rocker Ted Nugent to refer to fans who desire a long term relationship.]

 

Natural spalted maple body B.C. Rich Warlock Exotic Edition electric guitar with single Rockfield humbucker pickup and T.O.M bridge and string through body.

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Twanger’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock®.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead 

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde

 

 

CLOSING CHORUSES

 

The old band talks revival.

 

Their promises are several,

 

Like it's cool to sing my own song.

 

 

It once was: "Focus on chord strumming!"

 

Now I'm Randy's second coming.

 

A blind man could see they were wrong.

 

 

Though we're loved by the voters

 

We're held back by the promoters

 

Who always seem to oppose.

 

 

While my style is slick as gravy.

 

Rammstein still thinks we're too heavy.

 

To play the lead off at their shows.

 

The End

 

Copyright © 2013 2021 Michael Kimbro All rights reserved.

 

Basic black B.C. Rich Warlock Special Edition electric guitar with Afterburner Flames bidge treatment and BDSM humbucker pickups.  It has stylish diamond inlays and benefits from a 25.5" scale length.

 

Widows head stock of a basic black Warlock Special Edition electric guitar by BC Rich Guitars with a rosewood fingerboard.

 

Body shot of a black B.C. Rich Warlock Special Edition electric guitar with BDSM pickups and standard bridge built into the chrome Afteburn Flame treatment.

 

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