Basic black B.C. Rich Warlock Special Edition electric guitar with Afterburner Flames bidge treatment and BDSM humbucker pickups.  It has stylish diamond inlays and benefits from a 25.5" scale length.

My Buddy’s Warlock

 

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

Structure: Accent points align for all 5 verses.

 

Read along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

 

 

VERSE 1

 

Way back in ninety-three

 

I got my high school degree

 

So Mom bought me a

 

Twangy new Tele.

 

 

Then she told me: “Son,

 

Be out by September 1

 

I just took a job out in Raleigh.”

 

Widows head stock of a basic black Warlock Special Edition electric guitar by BC Rich Guitars with a rosewood fingerboard.

 

VERSE 2

 

I found a one room deal.

 

Which came with one square meal.

 

Kinda like at home

 

without the drama.

 

 

Then the rent came due

 

I pawned my Fender, so blue,

 

Guess life wasn’t bad with my Mama.

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Tele’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde

 

Body shot of a black B.C. Rich Warlock Special Edition electric guitar with BDSM pickups and standard bridge built into the chrome Afteburn Flame treatment.

 

VERSE 3

 

The fella’s in the band

 

Sure didn’t understand

 

Why the pawn broker

 

Still had my Tele.

 

 

(They said:) “We gave you a try

 

And you’re a nice enough guy.

 

But that Warlock’s not very country.”

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Tele’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead 

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde

 

Natural spalted maple body B.C. Rich Warlock Exotic Edition electric guitar with single Rockfield humbucker pickup and T.O.M bridge and string through body.

 

VERSE 4

 

I ran a craigslist ad

 

And found a band that’s rad

 

Who are fine with me

 

Warlock and all

 

 

I was out of place

 

Now groupies show up in lace.

 

When we play the Head Banger’s Ball

 

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Tele’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with Rivet Head 

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde

 

 

VERSE 5

 

She came to me at last

 

With gorgeous green eyes, she asked:

 

“Was it true about

 

Metal axe masters?

 

 

I said:  “Yes Siree”.

 

And let her get to know me.

 

They can keep my damn telecaster.

 

The back of an incredible B.C. Rich Warlock Exotic Model electric guitar with neck through body of natural spalted maple wood.

 

CHORUS

 

And when my Tele’s in hock,

 

I play my buddy’s Warlock.

 

Even when I'm draggin that slide. 

 

 

Call me the sultan of shread.

 

We'll tour with RivetHead 

 

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde

 

 

CLOSING CHORUSES

 

The old band wanted Fender

 

Now their back sides are tender.

 

Wouldn't let me sing my own song.

 

 

They said to focus on chord strumming.

 

Now I'm Randy's second coming.

 

Just lucky those guys said: "So long."

 

The headstock of an awesome B.C Rich Warlock Exotic Model electric guitar with wood of natural spalted maple.

 

Though we're loved by the voters

 

We're held back by the promoters

 

Who always seem to oppose.

 

 

While my style is slick as gravy.

 

Rammstein still thinks we're too heavy.

 

To play the lead off at their shows.

 

The End

 

Copyright © Michael Kimbro 2013.  All rights reserved.

 

 

One sweet B. C. Rich NJ Series electric guitar of neck through construction with 24.75" scale length and 4-wire Dimarzio USA humbucker pickups and coil tap switch.  The Real Ale Fireman's #4 art work is there to hide damage to the guitar.

 

A BC Rich Warlock.

 

 

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