Class Warrior        (Part 3 of my Golf Trilogy)

Original song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

Structure Scheme: Accent points on all 5 verses align.

Consider reading along to my spoken verse performance.

VERSE 1

Highway 60 goes,

Where the Floyds Fork flows.

The golf courses there aren't bad.

I feel the need to mention,

One time causing friction.

Mouthin' 'bout a dress code they had.

VERSE 2

Derby City guy.

De.cided to buy,

Golf shirt with a V lo-go.

The imagery of Vikings.

Was much to my liking.

But the purchase was a no go.

CHORUS

I met a Class Warrior.

In a swank (East End) Pro Shop.

A resolute Class Warrior.

Who put my purchase to a stop.

Class Warrior.

VERSE 3

Whatcha gonna do,

Wearing jeans of blue.

You can't help but look bourgeois.

My attire was lacking.

So they sent me packing.

Left there feeling like an outlaw.

CHORUS

I was the Class Warrior.

In a swank (East End) Pro Shop.

An absolute Class Warrior.

Put my own purchase to a stop.

Class Warrior.

BRIDGE

That golf course is quite a beauty,

From the hill that the club house is on.

The old boy was just doing his duty,

Next time I'll simply shop Amazon.

VERSE 4

Brother, here's a plan.

En.ter 'hat in hand',

And when you're told: "There's the door."

Don't mistake it as loathing,

Of your common clothing.

By those in the P-G-A® store.

VERSE 5

Guess I better stop,

Where common folk shop.

For clothes, which have been ex-pelled.

And on the wall, a painting,

Had me almost fainting.

From a beauty few have be-held.

CHORUS

I was a Class Warrior.

But my casa had walls where that would work.

Don't be a Class Warrior.

I regret that I came off like a jerk. 

Class Warrior.

The End

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