Herd Immunity [Part 3 of my Tennessee Trilogy]
Original song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro
A relyric of "Please Come To Boston" by Dave Loggins. (I do NOT own any rights to that song.)
Consider reading along to my Spoken Verse Performance.
VERSE 1
Reopen Memphis for the Springtime.
I need to stroll along Beale Street.
And take in the Graceland tour.
The ghost of Elvis hangs out in the bathroom.
Would The King have worn a mask until they found a cure?
Reopen Memphis.
They said: Cool, get herd immunity.
CHORUS
Yeah, they said:
You've stayed at home for weeks now, nice and snug.
So that science could fight this bug.
But that's got old.
Here's a plan to save Tennessee.
Know that "Herd" is the word.
As in herd immunity.
VERSE 2
Reopen Nashville in the Summer.
For Hattie B's I deliver,
And to every one we say:
Protect yourself by staying within four walls.
Still they open up the door, and say "Hi" anyway.
Reopen Nashville.
So the Sounds can make a double play.
CHORUS
Yeah, they said:
You've stayed at home for weeks now, nice and snug.
So that science could fight this bug.
But that's got old.
Here's a plan to save Tennessee.
Know that "Herd" is the word.
As in herd immunity.
BRIDGE 1
Lucky me, I've got N-95.
'Cept I can't get my flow on in a mask.
But I'll keep it on to stay alive.
'Til we get a vaccine.
Or tablets from a Walgreens.
Or better still, herd immunity!
CHORUS
Yeah, they said:
You've stayed at home for weeks now, nice and snug.
So that science could fight this bug.
But that's got old.
Here's a plan to save Tennessee.
Know that "Herd" is the word.
As in herd immunity.
BRIDGE 2
There once was a gal from a Nashville suburb,
Who thought that her COVID immunity was superb.
She beat it the first time with just a fever.
And assumed that next Spring would be easier.
But the mutated virus culled her from the herd.
VERSE 3
Reopen Knoxville for the Autumn
Cause the Vols should beat OU.
And vanquish the S. E. C.
We'll remember time around Old City forever.
With a stop for crafted beer or shot of Knox Whiskey.
Reopen Knoxville.
They said: Cool, get herd immunity.
CHORUS
Yeah, they said:
You've stayed at home for weeks now, nice and snug.
So that science could fight this bug.
But that's got old.
Here's a plan to save Tennessee.
Know that "Herd" is the word.
As in herd immunity.
The End.
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