On The Social Network              [Part 2 of my Social Media Trilogy]

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

A relyric of the song “Where To Now St. Peter” by Elton John & Bernie Taupin

Consider reading along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

VERSE 1

If you’re looking for blue eyes.

In a pair of size twelve shoes.

Rippling biceps,

Great endurance,

Bad boy attitude.

From my ranch in Texas,

I fly my jet plane.

Harvard law and a bloodline

Traced back to Charlemagne.

CHORUS

Yeah, I’m on the social network,

Match dot com, and Craigslist.

I’ve got my face on MySpace

In the hope that I’ll get kissed.

e-Harmony just forwarded me

An e-mail from a dude…

Oh Jesus! 

I’m on the social network,

So now it’s up to you.

It’s up to you.

VERSE 2

My cousin and his three kids

Share my place, but soon they’ll move.

Sadly, my pitt bull’s

bladder problem.

Won’t seem to improve.

I’ve starred on The Gong Show.

All I eat is fried,

Think of all the fun we’ll have, yeah,

Inside my double-wide.

CHORUS

Yeah,

I’m on the social network,

Match.com, and Craigslist.

I’ve got my face on MySpace

In the hope that I’ll get kissed.

e-Harmony just forwarded me

An e-mail from a dude……

Oh Jesus! 

I’m on the social network,

So now it’s up to you.

It’s up to you.

CLOSE

I got a page on Facebook.