Spin Bike Song

 

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

A relyric of the Pokemon Theme Song by John Siegler and John Loeffler. I do NOT own the rights to this incredible song.

 

Please read along to my Spoken Verse Performance or my pathetic singing attempt.  

 

 

VERSE 1

 

It's nothing new to watch ones weight,

 

When clothes feel kinda tight.

 

Early man made belts vibrate,

 

To smooth out cell-u-lite.

 

 

VERSE 2

 

Now motivated folks will get,

 

A spin bike, for the task.

 

A comfy throne on which to sit.

 

And handle bars to grasp.

 

 

CHORUS

 

 

NordicTrack!

 

background: Wanna pass 'em all.

 

We feel so fine!

 

'Cept on really steep inclines.

 

Echelon!

 

We go nowhere fast.

 

Moving up to first (from last).

 

Peloton!

 

background: Wanna pass 'em all.

 

A hi-def screen.

 

The coaches aren't all that mean.

 

Now you know,

 

If you've got dough.

 

Spend it all,

 

On an Echelon,

 

 

Or a Peloton,

 

 

Or a NordicTrack!

 

 

Yeah!

 

 

VERSE 3

 

Special footwear you should employ,

 

For P R's to im-prove.

 

Every ride you will enjoy,

 

As up the list you move.

 

 

VERSE 4

 

When life's problems defy measure.

 

Don't get down paying dues.

 

Here's the way to fight pressure,

 

And leave be-hind the blues.

 

 

CHORUS

 

NordicTrack!

 

background: Wanna pass 'em all.

 

We feel so fine!

 

'Cept on really steep inclines.

 

Echelon!

 

We go nowhere fast.

 

Moving up to first (from last).

 

Peloton!

 

background: Wanna pass 'em all.

 

A hi-def screen.

 

The coaches aren't all that mean.

 

Now you know,

 

If you've got dough.

 

Spend it all,

 

On an Echelon,

 

 

Or a Peloton,

 

 

Or a NordicTrack!

 

 

VERSE 5

 

It's natural to think in terms,

 

Of pro-files being swelte.

 

Be amazed as youth returns,

 

How long since that's been felt?!?

 

 

VERSE 6

 

On Christmas Day, a thought-ful guy,

 

(He knows not how to woo.)

 

Forgets about per-fume and buys,

 

A bike and spe-cial shoes.

 

 

CHORUS

 

NordicTrack!

 

background: Wanna pass 'em all.

 

We feel so fine!

 

'Cept on really steep inclines.

 

Echelon!

 

We go nowhere fast.

 

Moving up to first (from last).

 

Peloton!

 

background: Wanna pass 'em all.

 

A hi-def screen.

 

The coaches aren't all that mean.

 

Now you know,

 

If you've got dough.

 

Spend it all,

 

On an Echelon,

 

 

Or a Peloton,

 

 

Or a NordicTrack!

 

 

Yeah!

 

 

The End

 

 

Copyright Michael Kimbro 2020. All rights reserved.

 

 

 

 

 

Keywords: Poems about spin biking, An ode to spin bikes, Workout poetry.