Spin Bike Song
Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro
A relyric of the “Pokemon Theme Song” by John Siegler and John Loeffler. I do NOT own the rights to this incredible song.
Consider reading along to my Spoken Verse Performance.
VERSE 1
It's nothing new to watch ones weight,
When clothes feel kinda tight.
Early man made belts vibrate,
To smooth out cell-u-lite.
VERSE 2
Now motivated folks will get,
A spin bike, for the task.
A comfy throne on which to sit.
And handle bars to grasp.
CHORUS
NordicTrack!
background: Wanna pass 'em all.
We feel so fine!
'Cept on really steep inclines.
Echelon!
We go nowhere fast.
Moving up to first (from last).
Peloton!
background: Wanna pass 'em all.
A hi-def screen.
The coaches aren't all that mean.
Now you know,
If you've got dough.
Spend it all,
On an Echelon,
Or a Peloton,
Or a NordicTrack!
Yeah!
VERSE 3
Special footwear you should employ,
For P R's to im-prove.
Every ride you will enjoy,
As up the list you move.
VERSE 4
When life's problems defy measure.
Don't get down paying dues.
Here's the way to fight pressure,
And leave be-hind the blues.
CHORUS
NordicTrack!
background: Wanna pass 'em all.
We feel so fine!
'Cept on really steep inclines.
Echelon!
We go nowhere fast.
Moving up to first (from last).
Peloton!
background: Wanna pass 'em all.
A hi-def screen.
The coaches aren't all that mean.
Now you know,
If you've got dough.
Spend it all,
On an Echelon,
Or a Peloton,
Or a NordicTrack!
VERSE 5
It's natural to think in terms,
Of pro-files being swelte.
Be amazed as youth returns,
How long since that's been felt?!?
VERSE 6
On Christmas Day, a thought-ful guy,
(He knows not how to woo.)
Forgets about per-fume and buys,
A bike and spe-cial shoes.
CHORUS
background: Wanna pass 'em all.
We feel so fine!
'Cept on really steep inclines.
We go nowhere fast.
Moving up to first (from last).
background: Wanna pass 'em all.
A hi-def screen.
The coaches aren't all that mean.
Now you know,
If you've got dough.
Spend it all,
On an Echelon,
Or a Peloton,
Or a NordicTrack!
Yeah!
The End
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