Pic of a hashtag.

The Hashtag Boogie

 

Song lyrics by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

Structure:  Accent points align for all 5 verses.

 

Consider reading along to my Spoken Verse Performance!

 

 

VERSE 1

 

There’s a better way to communicate,

 

Tell it like it is, or tell it like it ain’t.

 

Got the answer here, don’t you wait.

 

Jump on twitter now and shed the restraints.

 

 

CHORUS

 

Yeah, do the hashtag boogie.

 

That’s right, the hashtag boogie.

 

Yeah, do the hashtag boogie.

 

Don’t you forget that little number sign.

 

 

VERSE 2

 

So much genius in all the tweets I penned,

 

So I add hash-tags before ever hitting send .

 

Then I smile as my topics trend.

 

Each tweet scores me like a dozen new friends.

 

 

CHORUS

 

We’d do the hashtag boogie.

 

That’s right, the hashtag boogie.

 

So do the hash tag boogie.

 

Don’t you forget that little number sign.

 

 

VERSE 3

 

When on twitter we just shoot the shit,

 

Yet we want our tweets sometimes to have relevance.

 

Even when we’re just strokin’ it.

 

So cool someone’s taking measurements.

 

 

CHORUS

 

So do the hashtag boogie.

 

That’s right, the hashtag boogie.

 

Yeah, do the hash tag boogie.

 

Don’t you forget that little number sign.

 

 

VERSE 4

 

It’s the latest craze in talking net,

 

When conversing with people that you haven't met.

 

Close to global as you can get,

 

And who cares if strangers get all upset.

 

 

CHORUS

 

So do the hashtag boogie.

 

That’s right, the hashtag boogie.

 

Yeah, do the hash tag boogie.

 

Don’t you forget that little number sign.

 

 

VERSE 5

 

Then I asked a guy from the NSA.

 

Do you need to track every single word I say?

 

He said…

Now Al Qaeda knows we don't play.

 

Plus...

We block twitter at Guantanamo Bay.

 

 

CHORUS

 

So do the hashtag boogie.

 

That’s right, the hashtag boogie.

 

Yeah, do the hash tag boogie.

 

Don’t you forget that little number sign.

 

 

The End.

 

 

The End.

 

 

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