#gohelpjoe [Part 2 of my Political Trilogy]
An original poem by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro
Please read along to my Spoken Verse Performance.
I approved this message about politics.
We're intrigued about what hell would be like.
Two main theories about penal afterlife:
Sulphuric flames, or the absence of light.
But up here, it might be toiling for a jerk.
Things are likely that bad now, in the White House.
Parents don't want their sons working for a louse.
Better for a daughter to take off her blouse,
Where they "drop it like it's hot", and do "The Twerk".
So it's been, during Trump's administration.
Recruiting's hard when there's no admiration.
If Biden wins, we will see a mass migration,
Folks who care about our country's reputation.
They'll go online and submit an application.
Talent heading for D.C., to do good work.
Hey, I'm hoping that soon, parents can rejoice.
Once, through the ballot box, we raise our voice.
And D.C.'s restored as a top job site choice.
Hey, at least those new justices will need clerks!
The "President" title soon will be stripped.
Spokespersons and billionaires given pink slips.
New high impact recruits will then make the trip.
Yeah, let's support those talented "Young Turks".
One positive change arose from Trump's mess!
Now, not every move must be done with finesse.
Pearl clutching losers only hinder success.
Take comfort knowing: "There's no such thing as bad press."
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