#gohelpjoe                        [Part 2 of my Political Trilogy]

 

An original poem by Chrome Dome Mike Kimbro

 

Please read along to my Spoken Verse Performance.

 

 

INTRO

 

I approved this message about politics.

 

 

VERSE 1

 

We're intrigued about what hell would be like.

 

Two main theories about penal afterlife:

 

Sulphuric flames, or the absence of light.

 

But up here, it might be toiling for a jerk.

 

#gohelpjoe

 

 

VERSE 2

 

Things are likely that bad now, in the White House.

 

Parents don't want their sons working for a louse.

 

Better for a daughter to take off her blouse,

 

Where they "drop it like it's hot", and do "The Twerk".

 

#gohelpjoe

 

 

BRIDGE

 

So it's been, during Trump's administration.

 

Recruiting's hard when there's no admiration.

 

If Biden wins, we will see a mass migration,

 

Folks who care about our country's reputation.

 

They'll go online and submit an application.

 

Talent heading for D.C., to do good work.

 

#gohelpjoe

 

 

VERSE 3

 

Hey, I'm hoping that soon, parents can rejoice.

 

Once, through the ballot box, we raise our voice.

 

And D.C.'s restored as a top job site choice.

 

Hey, at least those new justices will need clerks!

 

#gohelpjoe

 

 

VERSE 4

 

The "President" title soon will be stripped.

 

Spokespersons and billionaires given pink slips.

 

New high impact recruits will then make the trip.

 

Yeah, let's support those talented "Young Turks".

 

#gohelpjoe

 

 

VERSE 5

 

One positive change arose from Trump's mess!

 

Now, not every move must be done with finesse.

 

Pearl clutching losers only hinder success.

 

Take comfort knowing: "There's no such thing as bad press."

 

So...

 

#gohelpjoe

 

 

The End

 

 

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