Where Are You?

Send $5 to a Democrat

A Longhand Lament

Mount Everest

Your Malört Face

Maximum Insecurity

Thirty-Eight States

Naked Manning

Take A Knee

A Military Parade

I Know Your Family

Best Candid Response Video

I Need A Raise

A Feminine Caller ID

Cross The Ocean

Mandarin Madness

An Iron Man Pinata

A Russia Friendly Resume

The Smirk

Thug Life

Persistent Infringement

A Cold Open

The Automotive Superheroes

A Nondisclosure Poem

I Don't Like You

Bats or Birds

Facebook Friend Request


A Cleft Chin Poem

The Fascinator

Robot Repair

A Princeton Man

The One Who Dropped The Ball

Hola, Ms. Bradley

A Get Back Whip Quip

Analog Enemy

The Outer Loop

Leave The Black Hole Alone

What You Focus On

Option 2, then Option 7

Pennies Get In The Way

When The Greyhound Passes

Gross Point Mona Lisa

A Wordpress Poem

The Code From A Jack Reacher Book

Mistletoe At Work

Mind The Gauges

Official Arsenal Attire

I Could Have Played Khan

What The Hell Did He Say

Swimming With Sharks

Socialized Medicine Blues

A Beer Stein Poem

Grow Out Your Bangs

Drone Pilot

The 2-A-Day Blues

Come On, Preacher Man

Candy Corn

On Boulder Highway

When We Hate The Same Things

Grandpa Power

Bowling Green

A Runner's High Poem


Body Camera

Make Sure That The Coast Is Clear

The Pawn Stars

An MMA Christmas

The Number 3

A Classic Car Poem

Programmed by the ISI

My Valentine's Day Advice

Ballad of Sonny Perdue

Sturgis Belle of the Ball

The 'Some College' Blues

An Ode to Foot Odor

Nook and Cranny

One Blank Ammo Round

Doughnut Shop Baker

Pippin' Ain't Easy

Thumbin' My Way to Tombstone

British Tan Shoes

A Wheezer's Lament

The Wonder Of My Clock

The Colocation Center

Green Brains of Owl Creek

The Lotto Way

What if She Were a Spy?

The Militia

Changing Majors

The Las Vegas Strip

To Peel, Or Not to Peel

Mackerel Sky

Between KY and TN

Neighborhood Watch

The System

In Praise of Delta Airlines

The Baby Daddy Blues

Gandhi in Thigh High Boots

Makeup And Gloves

The King of Compensation

Chinese Steel

I Sold My Soul

The Dude's Landlord

The Ones Who Call Their Own Plays

Caravan of Dreams

A Ghillie Suit Poem

One and Done


Pimp & Ho - A Duet

A Book of Matches

Chain Migration

Strive To Be Psychedelic

My Belle Meade Bride

The Little Old Hellraiser, Me

An Angel Named Riley

Wild Berry Pies

The 45th Day

Your Poet For Life

From Flintlocks to Phasers

Weekend In Austin

Cell Phone History

Lovin' Bar-B-Que

Laureation 2017

The Good Taste Police


In The Land of Washers And Dryers

A Murder Mystery

You Have to Know Me

Spit or Swallow

The Godparents


Livin' Zombie Style

Are You In It To Win It?

Open Marriage Blues


Cruisin' Choctawhatchee Bay

Paradise Road

1912 Hemphill Club